When Barry graduated from the Academy, he thought…well…he thought he’d be doing police work.
If this went on much longer it would cut into his lunch break, and he really needed to pick up his dry cleaning.
(via jimblejamble)
Enid wanted an adventure like Calendar Girls so she could brag to the ladies at the bingo hall. But this pisher really thought she was going to put her mouth on his tiny shvantz? What was this mishegoss?
Sandra always got pissed when he rubbed his dick on her eyebrows. It took hours to draw them exactly like Amanda Palmer’s!
(via hotchicksvsbigdicks)
It wasn’t that he didn’t like the Sideways Looking at the Camera Blowjob, but she never remembered that he wasn’t an ambi-bender. To the left, Inga, to the left!
